posted by
auntysarah at 01:50pm on 08/04/2008
Dear Ferocious Predator (not pictured).
I get it; you're hungry. I'd point out that you are considerably better fed than your wild cousins, but I don't think you care. Regardless, if you'd mind not striking the glass of your vivarium when I walk past in the middle of the night to use the loo, that would be awesome. It freaks a half-asleep Sarah out, and I expect it hurts a bit. I'll feed you next week, OK?
Lots of love, even though you want to eat my legs (most pets just want to hump the legs of their owners),
Mummy
I get it; you're hungry. I'd point out that you are considerably better fed than your wild cousins, but I don't think you care. Regardless, if you'd mind not striking the glass of your vivarium when I walk past in the middle of the night to use the loo, that would be awesome. It freaks a half-asleep Sarah out, and I expect it hurts a bit. I'll feed you next week, OK?
Mummy
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